You may not believe in God.
You may not believe in the Devil.
But I bet you sure in the hell beleive that some twit in some lab is mixing up a brew of something that will turn your friends and neigbhors into ZOMBIES!
And even if they don't, it's never bad to have a Zombie Plan, because a lot of things equally as bad can happen any day. Hurricanes where they buses don't roll, countries where the internet is turned off, earthquakes where they only way to get to you is by helicopter, tsunami's that eat your hotel on the beautiful beach where you are honeymooning.
No one thinks those things would happen to them, so they don't prepare.
But honestly, you know deep down, everyone believes in Zombies.
So, why not get ready? It's not paranoid, because you'll not that no matter what exterment hits the fan... you're ready to roll.
And when someone says: "Hey, why do you have 30 years of freeze dried food in your basement?" You can look at them and say: "Zombie Plan."
And they won't think your crazy...or paranoid. Nope, they'll nod, and remember to come to your house when the Zombies show up.
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