Zombies?

Yes Virginia, there are Zombies....We all know there are. Or will be soon. And as a craze they are catching on, but I myself have been interested in Zombies since I discovered a box of old Warren magazines in the attic. And in our uncertain world, everyone needs a zombie plan...

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Still on Vacay-But FYI...

But didn't want my... Um, three lovely awesome followers!  To think I forgot about them!  No, I did not!  In fact, while in Torrid in the Tacoma Mall I found some awesome Zombie High Heels!  And I asked the store manager if I could take pix to post here and she said "Of course!"  I told her that I'd mention them.  Sadly, the comp I'm using right this second dosen't accept my photo card, but I will post them when I get back to Alaska.

Also, another upcoming event here on Brains: Not just for Zombies anymore!  I'll be doing a make up tutorial so that you all can do your Zombie make up and look like you paid someone to do it, with PHOTOGRAPHS!



AND HERE THEY ARE:




Even the bottom has design!




On Amazon they even have the GLOW IN THE DARK ONES!

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Zombies: The last true monster?

As I look around I see Vampires with feelings, Werewolves with angst, and Bogymen with beat boxes.  Apparently monsters have gone "gentle into that good night."

Not so Zombies.  You don't see the Zombie worried about his girlfriend, family reaction, or angst over his hair.  Even in the most comic movies and books Zombies still remain flesh rendering homicidal creatures who shamble after the unwary and nom them. 

So I say cheer on the Zombie!  Something we all can remain afraid of in the wee hours of the night when something is tap tap tapping on the window sill.

Oh! And Frankenstein can come too!

Monday, February 14, 2011

Where the heck have I been?!?

I've been building an RP site over on InvisionFree about... yeah, you guessed it...Zombies.

What is an RP site you may ask...Well my darlings, it's a play by post interactive story telling where you have one or more characters who take turns telling a story. There are thousands of them out there on varied free and paid hosting sites.

A sample may be like:


I write as Dusty:

"Dusty stood up from where he was working sucking gas out of an abandoned Ford for his bike, the cool Febuary breeze lifting his sandy blond hair gently. He thought he'd heard something. These days, you don't just shrug it off. It makes a man jumpy, but it also saves your life. Probably should have hunkered down somewhere and just waited it out. But for someone who thought he didn't need folks all that much he got lonely terrible fast. Or maybe it was just him fighting against hopelessness. Surely there had to be someone out there besides him. Someone cute, with spunk and knew how to cook preferably.


Again, the scrape, and he pulled his shotgun from the leather holster on the side of his Harley Sportster, his icy blue eyes scanning the other dead cars, bushes, dry grasses of the broad expanse of the Northbound I-5. "Damniit." He muttered. "I hate having to be jumpy all the damn time."


He unbuckled his saddlebag with one hand, his eyes restlessly searching and pulled out his binoculars to scan. Scopes and shotguns don't go well together, but the five round pump action shotgun did more than just pump lead into a zombie, it pushed them back until he could get that critical headshot.


Looking thought the binoculars he didn't find the source of the noise, but he did see something that made his heart nearly seize up in his chest. A vehicle headed towards him, weaving drunkenly though the snarl of abandoned cars. "

Then another person playing a different character writes their bit, and we go back and forth.  Simple, no?

If you'd like to check it out, come on by to:  Double Tap: A Walking Dead RP

Grand opening is March 3ed, but you can come join anytime if you'd like to try it out

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

ComiCon

We went in 09 and we are going again this year. I'm so excited! I, of course, wanted to go as Zombies... but was over ruled and we are going as Steampunk instead. Which is good, of course. I love Steampunk. Steampunk is grand.

But it's not Zombies.

Let me give you all a link to ComiCon and then a slide show of some photos I took in 09. This year I should be able to take even better photos, since I'd taken my classes and have a SLR camera rather than a point and shoot.

Comicon 2011

Silly slide show stopped working! *shakes a fist*

The Walking Dead (TV Series) Rant

OK, so, there's this one little thing that bugs me about this show...

Their mode of transportation.

"We need a new hose for the RV."

Say Whut?

Did you not pass like 300 different dealerships where you could have strolled into any one of them and gotten a much better, new, fuel effective RV?

And while we are on the subject, why are they keeping their old beater cars/trucks anyway? Hybrids, hello! That old beat up truck they tool around in gets probable 7 miles to the gallon when they could be using up that battery power and be comfy to boot.

And with those shiny new cars/trucks instead of camping in tents they could have travel tents or pop ups. Much more effective at keeping brain hungry zombies out than a thin sheet of nylon.

Speaking of which, in the episode where the zombies attack the campground... Why didn't they have any simple warning line? String with cans tied to it around the outside of the camp would have warned them all in plenty of time.

Oh well, no one liked the wife beater anyway.

For simple traps and such try out the book below:

Book Blurb:

"This book will teach you the techniques to not just survive, but to use ingenuity and household items to solve your problems scientifically with a bit of primitive know how thrown in. A complete and detailed section utilizing explicit drawings and easy to understand photographs covers thoroughly the topic of survival trapping using Modern Snares, Deadfalls, Conibear Traps, and Primitive Snares. This book is dedicated for long term survival in the country or the suburbs to insure you survive and thrive! Build a solar oven or pasteurize water its all in here! Catch your dinner, then cook it or preserve it too! Food procurement is the name of the game along with purified water in a survival or disaster situation. Are you ready?"

Zombies! By Twilight Games




This is one of my ALL TIME FAVE games! I have most of the expansion packs, and we bought little figures to use as our tokens rather than the ones that came with it.

Basically, it's a multi-tile game so each time you play the 'board' changes. Each turn you pick up a street tile, lay it where you want, add zombies to it, make your movement, and fight said zombies as needed, picking up bullets and hearts along the way... and hope you are the first one to the helio pad.

Easily adaptable to house rules such as fighting each other if you land on the same square etc etc we took this game camping with us and played it on the tent floor.

Really a good buy!

Book Review: The Joe Ledger Books

Patient Zero is the start of a fabulous new series by Jonathan Maberry that really kind of impacts home when we look at our returning soldiers from current war zones and think: Is this what is going on inside their minds? Written back and forth between POV's Joe's is certainly the more entertaining and spooky as he tracks down terrorists who...yes, you guessed it... are trying to infect the Midwest with a zombie virus.

The second book was just as good, as just as eerily relevant to current events in some parts of the world though the Nazi angle is a bit worn thin.

I haven't read the third yet, but am getting it soon.

What makes these books so creepy is that it pulls at the curtain between "Never could happen" and "Ongoing research could lead us to...."








Big Box Store Zombie Plan!

Step one: Pre-panning

A> Even if you aren't expecting zombies at any moment, it's always good to have an Disaster Plan and a kit. Your plan should include where everyone should meet up with a block of home, within a mile of home if home is on fire/flooded/covered in locusts, and a out of state contact person that you can all call if you can't find each other. You should have one kit for each person in your home which includes a change of clothes, a small first aid kit, flashlight/radio, some snacks, a map, a laminated health record, and laminated recent photos (within one year or major changes) of all family members.

B> Pick a big box store. Generally they have no windows, are 50 feet tall, and made of cinder-block. Ideally your big box store should have the following:
*Free Standing and surrounded by parking lot (preferably with a gas station in the lot)
* Food section (most have canned goods in some supply, but not fresh, you want enough that will last six months to a year)
* Guns and Ammo
* Oil or Tire shop (with bays with double sliding garage doors)
*Glassed in garden section (not chain link, which is easy to climb)
*Propane exchange or sales (many places have these now on the outside of the building instead of the inside)

C> Pick some homies. Go through your friends list and ask yourself: Can I spend a year locked up with this person? Can I count on them? Will they crack and go bonkers? Everyone who passes the test, share your zombie plan with. Pick a few with access to large cars to pick up others in their area and meet you at the box store. Make a friend at your big box store, esp someone who has keys.

Step two: Zombie outbreak. I'm not saying be paranoid, but, folks... generally zombies don't just creep up on you out of no where. Unless you are at the epicenter of an outbreak, you should be able to gather up your friends and head to your box store with little fuss. The fuss will happen when you arrive at the store and announce you're taking it over.

A>If you took my advice that should be pretty simple to do: Have your friend set off an alarm and announce over the speaker system that the store will be closing until declared safe. Lock the doors. The store is yours. This is best done at night, when there are fewer customers and staff to contend with.

B> If you didn't take my advice, timing is everything. Too soon, and police will be called and you'll be sitting in a jail cell while the rest of the town becomes munchies. Too late, and you'll have to fight thru zombies and maybe some other group has taken over the store and won't let you in. If the store is on lock down the best entrance then is the Lube/Tire shop door. Smaller, and easier to re-seal than the other main doorways, it also gives you quick access to one of the steps in the next section: Secure the Store.

Step three: Secure the store.

Divide into teams, if you have enough people, if not, complete tasks in the following order:

A> Secure your get away. Move as many cars/trucks into the lube bay as there are stalls. If there are four stalls, park two facing one way and two facing the other way so when it's time to leave you have better odds. Cover or paint the garage door windows. Block doors, lock garage doors.

B> Secure the outside. Take some bolt cutters and a pallet jack to move the paper vendors, propane exchange, and Redbox vendors into the building. You want the least amount of stuff to climb on as possible. While most of the building is about 40 feet high, the overhangs of the main entrances are open to approach, which is where most of these vendors are located. More about them later.

C> If it's not a fire door, it's a liability. Take the pallet jacks and start filling the entry ways with pallets of dog/cat food and litter. This should be done while the emergency lights still have power so you can run back and forth quickly with the loads. If working in teams have one aisle be a "to doors" lane, and another "back to stock room lane". Check all side businesses like the hair salon, eyeglasses place, photo studio, etc to see if they have a glass outside door.

D> Gather up flashlights, walkie talkies and batteries. Put the two together. Do this before the emergency lights run out. Pass walkie talkies out to everyone.

E> Secure the weapons. Not everyone should have a gun, bow, etc. If they don't know how to use a weapon, it's probably not a good idea for them to have one. At this point you may not need them, but if you have at least one person who knows how to shoot, have them go on the roof with a walkie talkie and keep an eye out. Have this person take a fire escape ladder and secure it so that he/she can let others up quickly if sending them to one of the fire-doors is unlikely to be let in.

D> If the zombies and cops haven't shown up yet, run over and get extra gas for the cars. Your box store should have gas cans. Each car should have extra gas if you can get it.

Step four: First steps of settling in

A> Continue to put lighting devices together with batteries and have them in carts at main intersections of the store. You don't want to have your flashlight die on you in the middle of a store with no windows that's as big as three football fields.

B> Water generally runs on a separate system than the lights, but, eventually, it's not going to pump anymore and you'll be screwed. Set a team to find everything that can hold water safely and have them fill them. Two drops of bleach per gallon is safe for humans to drink, prevents bactiera, and doesn't really affect the taste.

C> Some of the big box stores have a section of tanks and tanks of fish. Alas poor fish, I knew you well. If you want to save a few, do, but the rest...set free in the septic system. They use up too much water, and need care and cleaning, and will eventually smell.

D> Something else that will eventually smell is a lot of the fresh and frozen food. Eat what you can, but within 12 hours of the power going off you're going to have a mess. Dump and rinse out the milk jugs, and reuse for more water. Meat and other quickly rotting perishables and excess (meaning you know you can't eat 12 gross of eggs in a week), toss in the trash compactor. Tomatoes and grapes rot faster than apples and potatoes, so, again, excess. When you've pruned the perishables down from the fresh and frozen goods sections (don't forget the stock room!) have the trash compactor start, but stop it when the push arm is fully extended. Padlock the door, duct tape the edges, spread a sheet of thick plastic over that, and duct tape that. Now it will be difficult for anyone to enter that way, and the smell shouldn't come back into the store when that stuff starts to go.

E> A place to lay your head. The first night just throw down some mattresses and crash. Eventually though you can take over the side offices (aforementioned photo studio, etc) and turn them into fully furnished mini apartments. Turn the fast food joint into a community center and attach the TV into a car battery (converter in the auto section, as well as car battery, recharge with cars located in the lube/tire center) and have movie nights.


Outside there might be half the town in a state of brain hungry rot, but you and your friends and few left over employees who decided that while you may be crazy, your better than the zombies, are nicely snuggled into.

In "Zombie Plan Part Two:  28 days at Wal-Mart" we'll discuss the benefits of rooftop gardens, when a rival group wants your store, how to deal with infractions among your group.

And so it begins...

You may not believe in God.

You may not believe in the Devil.

But I bet you sure in the hell beleive that some twit in some lab is mixing up a brew of something that will turn your friends and neigbhors into ZOMBIES!

And  even if they don't, it's never bad to have a Zombie Plan, because a lot of things equally as bad can happen any day.   Hurricanes where they buses don't roll, countries where the internet is turned off, earthquakes where they only way to get to you is by helicopter, tsunami's that eat your hotel on the beautiful beach where you are honeymooning. 

No one thinks those things would happen to them, so they don't prepare.

But honestly, you know deep down, everyone believes in Zombies.

So, why not get ready?  It's not paranoid, because you'll not that no matter what exterment hits the fan... you're ready to roll.

And when someone says:   "Hey, why do you have 30 years of freeze dried food in your basement?"  You can look at them and say:  "Zombie Plan." 

And they won't think your crazy...or paranoid.  Nope, they'll nod, and remember to come to your house when the Zombies show up.